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Don’t mess with Assault tech support… especially if you’re a five year old

After answering several questions on the “how many five year olds can you fight” website, it has been determined that I could kick 25 five year old’s asses at once. Who says I couldn’t be a kindergarten teacher. Here’s my proof:

25

 

The Prez took the test as well and as I could have predicted, can only kick 24 5 year old asses. Proof below:

24

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tim Tim is the co-owner of Assault, and is responsible for the creative direction of both Assault Shirts as well as AssaultBLOG. Follow him on twitter @assault
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One comment “awaiting immediate, obnoxious rebuttal”

  1. Josh says:

    I did this and when I was done it sent me to JustSayHi.com–a goddamn dating website. I really want to know how many 5 year olds I could take.

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